"Why do you always book early morning flights?", she asked in exasperation, her nose all scrunched up.
"Because then I get the entire day at my destination", I replied.
"No, you don't. You can't sleep all night because you're scared you'll miss the flight. You can't sleep in the plane because your legs don't fit in those tiny seats. Basically you fuck up your entire day. You're an idiot."
"I love you too. Now go back to sleep. I'll call you when I reach."
